blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

(via the-secrets-behind-us)

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

(via pizza)

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via orgasm)

(Source: sky-media, via thats-so-meme)

(Source: piplump, via ugly)

not-so-little-cal:

good advertisements here on the highway

not-so-little-cal:

good advertisements here on the highway

(Source: rundelhousecode, via consistentcrying)

Me after walking upstairs: I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing
justthetipdoe:

my autocorrect knows me too well.

justthetipdoe:

my autocorrect knows me too well.

(via every-thing-is-not-alright)

did-you-kno:

Source

literalsame:

I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW

(via hotboyproblems)

Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
Update: your crush still doesn't like you back