woof-blitzer:

The new Childish Gambino song is dope

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sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(Source: frnkoreo, via ugly)

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

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jaclcfrost:

awesomeartist15:

jaclcfrost:

if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent

Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?

no of course not don’t be ridiculous

i will have huge fairy wings

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

zubat:

[vigorously shakes you awake in the middle of the night] do you think a bee has ever had sex with a wasp by mistake?

(via dutchster)

snorlaxatives:

when ya hair game is on point but you wanna shower

image

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menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

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colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via selfiecentered)

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bahliss:

I hope all boys know they suck

(via neonreef)

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

(Source: princemotorcycle, via amandasoncrant)

HELLO

is it me you’re looking for

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